Thought you all might appreciate a little food porn to spice..
Added 2020-02-28 04:48:20 +0000 UTCThought you all might appreciate a little food porn to spice things up around here 🔥 After a day at the beach we didn’t feel like going out tonight so we settled on a cozy dinner for two at a Colombian restaurant near our hotel. Shana had shrimp ceviche and green plantains and I had seafood coconut rice. On the walk home I saw a guy twisting a blunt and said “hey nice blunt.” He responded “wanna hit it?” and I said “yeah!” with maybe a bit too much enthusiasm. I hit his blunt a couple of times while Shana watched, eyes pleading to let her return home and sleep off her jetlag. We couldn’t get away without him asking us to follow him on Instagram, naturally. I typed his name into my search bar and walked off hastily before he could confirm we had actually pressed follow. In the elevator to the hotel room we looked at his profile and saw the following three hashtags in his bio: #FlatEarther #Broward #Dade and I’m not sure which is the most baffling. 🤔
