Your gassy friend is back! This time he's only working a hal..
Added 2025-05-28 21:54:06 +0000 UTCYour gassy friend is back! This time he's only working a half shift that he picked up to help out a coworker. He's still on a final warning, and you did a decent job huffing his gas the last time, but you know that July is rapidly approaching. July is his job's peak season and will be an extremely busy month for him, requiring that he work overtime on the weekends. This will be his first peak season, and he's nervous about the amount of strain this will place on him. Worst of all, your friend is a stress eater. Luckily, his final warning expires, and his vacation begins on the day after peak, July 21st. While that date isn't far away, there is one colossal hurdle standing between now and his break. July 20th, National Ice Cream Day. Despite all caution, your friend celebrates this day every year. It's like Christmas for him. You've seen what mild amounts of dairy can do to his digestive system, but an entire day dedicated to his icy nemesis? He'll lose his job for sure! You won't only have to do better than last time; you'll have to increase your tolerance, and the only way to do this is through training. So, you begin your training today! You demand that he go all out and give you his worst, but he insists on training you in increments because his ice cream farts are on a whole other level. For breakfast he only has 2 bean burritos without cheese and a half a pint of cookies and cream. "I've got this," you think. "This will be nothing compared to last time." "How bad could his farts be after only a half of a pint of ice cream and no cheese?" Buckle up! Because you're in for a grueling 4 hours 😈💨💨…
