Holy shit! What a ridiculous fucking roller coaster the past..
Added 2025-04-18 13:16:41 +0000 UTCHoly shit! What a ridiculous fucking roller coaster the past two weeks have been trying to regain control of all of my accounts!
But finally, FINALLY, I am actually back online for real and to stay because FedEx FINALLY delivered my lost phone (yeahhhhhhh... it wasn't stolen, I left it in a rental car in Vegas after a hiking trip in Utah two weekends ago) last night at 11pm and I'm literally typing this from it! Woohoo!
Ok so here's what that means:
1) for those of you who have paid for content and been so incredibly patient in waiting for it: everything is recorded, but needs edited. The footage is now back in my possession (it was in this phone 🙈 which was part of the reason for my panic) and is getting edited today. If you don't have everything I owe you by tomorrow morning message me to make sure I can send it to you. I'm also going to send you a link for 3 free months to make up for the wait.
2) If you subscribed in the last 14 days I'm going to send you a discount link to keep your subscription at a promo price even though it isn't your first month.
3) If you have automatic renewals on I'm going to send you something a little special and particularly dirty to your DMs tonight. 😈
4) Everyone will be getting free smut today. Keep an eye on your inbox and it should start showing up soon.
Seriously, between this nonsense and the cancer bullshit 2025 has been off to a ROUGH fucking start, but it seems as if the planets have FINALLY aligned and we can start to have good times together again.
I can't thank all of you who have stuck with me through this craziness enough. The kind messages, the patience and the love that you've shown me matters more than I can fully explain.
Now... send me some dirty messages so we can get back to spending playtime together. ❤️
