It's Friday night and I'm about to get laid! My wife is mak..
Added 2024-08-31 03:21:27 +0000 UTCIt's Friday night and I'm about to get laid!
My wife is making apple pie, our conversation:
Me: Smells amazing babe!... But I can make a better pie than you 😈
Wife: Do you know what the Amazon position is?
Me: yeah a cream-... what?
Wife: I'm going to fuck you in the amazon position, we're going to film it and My cream pie will be far better than yours.
Me: 😲 *googles amazon position*
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Me: 🫨
