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What do you call a Frenchman in sandals?
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A weasel walks into a bar and the bartender says, “Wow, I’ve never seen a weasel before. What can I get you?”
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What’s the best part about living in Switzerland?
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Why do bees have sticky hair?
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Have you heard the rumour about butter?
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