Person: What is the dumbest thing You’ve ever done?Me: Awful..
Person: What is the dumbest thing You’ve ever done?
Me: Awfully bold of you to Assume I’ve peaked
2025-03-05 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
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When they see you at your worst, but STILL think you are the..
When they see you at your worst, but STILL think you are the best, they are your people.
2025-03-04 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostPerson: So what do you make at your current job?ME: Mostly m..
Person: So what do you make at your current job?
ME: Mostly mistakes and sarcastic comments.
2025-03-03 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostNot everything I post is my situation. Sometimes I post your..
Not everything I post is my situation. Sometimes I post your situation, on your behalf.🙃
2025-03-02 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostLife is a garden and I’m the hoe. 😆
Life is a garden and I’m the hoe. 😆
2025-03-01 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostConsistence is harder when no one is clapping for you. Clap ..
Consistence is harder when no one is clapping for you. Clap for yourself at those times. Be your biggest fan.
2025-02-28 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostA smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
A smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips.
2025-02-27 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostEveryone isn’t proud of you. They’re just surprised you keep..
Everyone isn’t proud of you. They’re just surprised you keep making shit happen.
2025-02-26 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostI’m a very observant person. So if you think I didn’t notice..
I’m a very observant person. So if you think I didn’t notice, I did…I just decided to keep quiet and avoid the drama.
2025-02-25 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostHow to tell someone you hate them politely.‘You are the Mond..
How to tell someone you hate them politely.
‘You are the Monday of my life’
2025-02-24 18:00:11 +0000 UTC View PostStay close to people who want more for you.Not more from you..
Stay close to people who want more for you.
Not more from you.
2025-02-23 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostNever using online dating again.Last guy said he lived in a ..
Never using online dating again.
Last guy said he lived in a gated community…. prison…he meant prison.
2025-02-22 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostHow is potato salad Even a salad?
How is potato salad Even a salad?
2025-02-21 18:00:08 +0000 UTC View PostI either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do..
I either drink coffee or I say bad words. Just kidding. I do both.
2025-02-20 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll always be there for you’~ My laundry I haven’t put away..
I’ll always be there for you’
~ My laundry I haven’t put away in two weeks.
2025-02-19 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostKindness will never go out of style.
Kindness will never go out of style.
2025-02-18 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostBe the reason people believe in pure hearts, good vibes & ki..
Be the reason people believe in pure hearts, good vibes & kind souls
2025-02-17 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View PostRemember… that you once dreamed of being where you are now.
Remember…
that you once dreamed of being where you are now.
2025-02-16 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post#whoremembers If you first read that as ‘whore members’ we’r..
#whoremembers
If you first read that as ‘whore members’
we’re probably already friends
2025-02-15 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostJust because a woman likes your picture or status on social ..
Just because a woman likes your picture or status on social media does not mean she wants to see a picture of your wiener.
2025-02-14 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostOnce you have seen a women take off her bra without removing..
Once you have seen a women take off her bra without removing her shirt, it makes more sense why they should be in charge of things.
2025-02-13 18:00:05 +0000 UTC View Post
When you fall on your face you’re still moving forward.
When you fall on your face
you’re still moving forward.
2025-02-11 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostWe don’t lick people. ~Lies adults tell to kids~
We don’t lick people.
~Lies adults tell to kids~
2025-02-10 18:00:10 +0000 UTC View PostYou call it coffee, I call it my emotional support beverage.
You call it coffee,
I call it my emotional support beverage.
2025-02-09 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View PostI need 100K and a hug right now. Please don’t hug me without..
I need 100K and a hug right now.
Please don’t hug me without the money.
2025-02-08 18:00:09 +0000 UTC View PostMy mind is like my internet browser19 tabs open3 of them are..
My mind is like my internet browser
19 tabs open
3 of them are frozen &
I have NO IDEA where
the music is coming from.
2025-02-07 18:00:07 +0000 UTC View Post1+1=3 If you don’t use a condom.
1+1=3
If you don’t use a condom.
2025-02-06 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.
Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver.
2025-02-05 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View PostBeing an adult is so weird. I’m just unsupervised all the ti..
Being an adult is so weird. I’m just unsupervised all the time? How unsafe.
2025-02-04 18:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
